Proxy- and firewall-users: take a look at this before you mail us!!!
HOW DOES THIS THING WORK?
Below you will get to see a number of pictures of more or less famous women. Next to the pictures are four names, of which one is right. Select a name for each picture and press "Well? What did I score?" below. Your submission will be processed by our Babe-Recognition Neural Network, which will return your score.

WHO CONSTITUTE "WE"?
We thought you'd never ask! Well, SleezeBag Magazine has sent out a reporter to find out, feel free to take a peek!

THE NAMES ARE ALL GARBLED.
You should make your browser as wide as possible. The wider, the better. 800 pixels or wider is what we recommend.

HEY!! MY FAVOURITE IMAGE IS MISSING!
Well, then why don't you submit the image to us? You'd better check out how to submit new images before you do.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING ELSE ON MY STOMACH.
Remarks or requests can be sent to Patrick Atoon and Mark Koenen. And they will probably answer "No, we don't know where to get the entire pictures instead of the clips."

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